– ( coughing ) – Kevin: Is this full-fledged attack? – Oh, ( bleep ) – ( heart monitor beeping ) Oh, God. Oh, Jesus, not like this, Pete. – ( Pete grunts ) – Oh, my God. ( coughing ) – ( music playing ) – Kevin: Ah, yeah. Ah, yeah. Little man in a big truck. That’s what I am. Very excited about today’s episode of “What the Fit.” Why? Well, because I’m moving, people. So all this stuff needs to go. All the couches are going, the rug, the TVs are going. I’m gonna need to pack all this stuff in boxes right here. Kevin: Whoa! I’m gonna move a family out of their home and into a new home. Obviously, I need a partner. It’s gonna be Pete Davidson. My comedy brother, he definitely looks like a hitchhiker right now. Not the best that I’ve seen him. Hey, Pete! ( laughs ) Hey, Pete. ( chuckles ) What’s up, man? How you doing, man? – I’m great, man. – Kevin: Are you good, are you good? Pete, this is gonna be great. Pete: I’m so excited. Kevin: Well, Pete, I’m even more excited.
– What do we got going on, man? – Well… Pete, here on “What the Fit,” we put ourselves in situations that people wouldn’t expect us to be in. and we find physical fit-like activities – within everyday life. – Cool. Movers basically, are exercising on a daily basis. That sounds great. Me and you are gonna help a family move. Here’s the thing, Pete, they have no idea that we’re coming to help them move.
Are you telling me that we’re surprising this family? And we’re going to dig into this family’s personal life. Sick. Pete: Oh, yeah. Kevin: Oh, I forgot to give you your shirt. – because I’m moving company, – Okay, cool. so, yeah, you’re gonna have to put on that shirt. Let me put it on. I might have to unbuckle the seatbelt. I want us to look like a unit when we go up here. – Like a real company. You know what I mean? – That’s tight. We don’t want to look like two crazy people– This is what a moving truck company usually is though.
– It’s like one shredded guy… – That’s a good t-shirt. and then a really dumb partner. When we get in here, don’t have me moving – all these boxes by myself. – Oh, no, I’ll pick up stuff. – Yeah, you’re gonna help me. – I’ma help. If there’s a couch and I say we’re gonna get the couch, Pete, we gotta get the couch. I gotta be honest with you, man. I’m not picking up that couch, okay? ( laughter ) Kevin: I really did a good job driving. That’s the last car I would ever think of you to get out of. – Can you get by, that’s– – “The Rock ‘n’ Roll Movers.” ( chuckles ) ( knocking ) – Someone’s at the door. – How– hold on. How do I look? – Just look natural, look natural. – Yeah, what’s up, man? Pete: Yeah, what up? Holy shit! – Pete: Oh, cool. – Oh! How are you? – Kevin: How are you? Hello. – Pete: What up? – What’s your name? Cheryl, how are you, Cheryl? – Cheryl.
– Hi, I’m Schuyler. – Schuyler, this is my friend Pete right here. – Hello, Cheryl. – Oh, my God, you’re engaged to Ariana Grande. – Yes, I am. – Congratulations! – I’m Mr. Grande. – Oh, my gosh! It’s me, the new Kevin Federline. How are you? – Awesome. – We are helping you guys move. – All right, yay. – We are embracing this. We are here as helping hands. – This a very nice home. – Oh, thank you. – I see a lot of memories were had here. – Yes. – Yeah. – 20 years almost. – You have a dad, that’s cool. – Yeah.
– Congratulations. – Thank you. – What’s that like? – ( laughter ) You really want us to answer that? I don’t think I should be the one packing this up because… – Kevin: You’ll start crying. – …yeah, I’ll just start crying. – I’ll call my mom. – Cheryl: Oh, here’s the rest of the family! Pete: Oh, wow! Kevin: Oh, wow. – Evie, Shane, Allen. – Hi. – Hello. – Hi, nice to meet you. Kevin: All right, so go on, man. So break it down to us. All right, break it down. So, we’re gonna start packing some boxes and what we’re gonna do is wrap these picture frames. – We’re gonna wrap. All right, so Pete, – Pete: Okay. we’re gonna help this family get out of here. – You got it. – Guys, don’t worry, you’ll be in your new house in no time because the Rock ‘n’ Roll Movers are on the job. – ( air guitar sounds ) – Rock ‘n’ Roll movers! – Kevin: Rock ‘n’ Roll movers. – You guys have a dog in here? – Yeah. – I’m super allergic.
If you guys have a dog, what kind of dog? – Uh… – One’s a labradoodle. Kevin: What’s the consequences of it? – Throat closes. – ( laughs ) Asthma attack. I swear. – We’ll get you some Benadryl. – ( hoarse voice ) Did we get the shot? ( hoarse voice ) Hey, guys. All right, well, me and Pete are gonna do the picture frames. – Okay. – I feel like I’m gonna hand them to you. Hey, uh, Rock ‘n’ Roll! Do you do ‘em one-by-one or can I group ‘em? – Oh, you should never group ‘em. – Are you sure? This isn’t the way you pack memories? – That’s not how you pack it at all. – You sure? You grab one picture, and you’re gonna put it here… – Cool. – …right in the center of the bubble wrap. – Pete: Uh-huh. – You’re gonna do one fold there. – That’s sick. – Another fold there. – Tight. – Another fold there. Pete: You do that one-by-one? We just do it like that while they watch, right? – Yeah. – But when they turn their heads then we get– we can do it the other way. Usually, uh, no. We gotta do it the right way.
We’ll do it. I’ma show you how we’re gonna do it. – Give me four to five pictures. – Okay. ( chuckles ) Give me four to five of these pictures. – Cool, I think so, too. – Yeah, this is gonna be great. – Pete: We absolutely– – Kevin: Yeah, we do it his way – we ain’t never getting out of here. – We’ll never get out of here. Uh, this family seems cool and all, but– Yeah, they cool, but we’re not. So, watch this, when you wrap these up properly. – Cheryl: Yeah, they don’t– They don’t move. – Pete: They don’t move. You see what I’m saying. So, he was saying do it one-by-one, which is not good.
I wish this was a joke, but if someone could have an asthma pump – brought to set. – Just in case, guys. Just in case Pete dies. – We got more bubble wrap? – We do got more bubble wrap. ‘Cause me and Pete are flying through these frames. That’s all dog hair. That’s all dog hair. I’ma have a full asthma attack. – ( bleep ) – Kevin: Mom, get out the way. – Mover: On three. – One– one, two, three.
– Oh, yeah. – Mover: There we go. – That’s a deep– uh-huh. – There we go, uh-huh. That’s a deep lift right there. – Yeah. Drop down. – Okay. – Whoo! – I’m starting to get a little tight in my throat. – Whoo! – Woman: Whoo! – Hey, uh, guys. – Woman: Yeah? Let’s make sure that we have Pete’s death medicine. – ( coughs ) – He keeps touching his throat. If this is how I die, I’ll be so mad. I die doing Kevin Hart’s “What the Fit.” He’s really shutting down over here, guys.
Sounds like an Onion article. So what I’m gonna do right now is I’m gonna tape a blanket – so it stays in place. – If they weren’t in here would we do this or we just throw it in the truck? – Just throw that shit in there. – I’m gonna be honest with you– Like do you ever just throw shit in the truck? – I do not. – You’re a really noble guy. You should ( bleep ) my mom. ( laughs ) She needs it so she can get off my back. ( imitating mom ) “Pete, what are you doing?” “Living my life!” Sorry. Pete: All right, man. There you go. – Oh, all right! All right. – There you go.
That’s the thing about Rock ‘n’ Roll, baby, you gotta know how to rock and roll. Right? All right, this is ready. – Let’s get this one out. – Well, it’s not fully ready yet. – No, this is 100% ready. – It’s not the real Rock ‘n’ Roll way. Shrink wrap all the way up to here. – Yeah. – Then you’re going to stretch it. – Yeah. – And then wrap the corner. Hey, man, how important is this couch? – Ah! Shit! – We might as well get them a new couch. This is so much. Like, I’ll just get you guys a new couch. – Yeah. – All right, this is ready. – It is not ready. – So, Pete should take this outside now. – And by the way, you don’t do nothing. – Ah, man. – ( laughs ) – Kevin: You’re sitting here just watching. Okay, oh, God, Pete. Oh, no, Pete! Pete, you can’t take a smoke break, Pete! I’m sorry, guys. Pete, no.
Pete, this isn’t our house, Pete. ( bleep ) Yeah! Come on, you know you’re gonna make the crew do that shit. – Get in here! – Pete, we got shit to do, Pete. – Pete: Yeah! – And judging by those leaves on there, they don’t use that trampoline much. So you need to get the hell off it. – Doesn’t look that safe, Pete. – All right! Hey, look, it’s grandma’s… ( meows ) – Kevin: Oh, God. – I’m sorry. I’m sorry y’all had to hear that. ( laughing ) Oh, God! Okay. All right, this is going outside. Brother, this is ready to go on the truck. I got you, Kevin. Yeah, there you go. Let’s do it. – Ready? Where do you want me to go? – Pete: I’m gonna open the door. – Where do you want me to go? I got it. – I want you to do is – to grab the wrap– – I got it. I got it. You got it in the back? I got it in the front. Biggest thing with the movers is communicating, baby, so don’t let me hold it by myself.
– I got you, Kevin. I’m right behind you. – I’m losing grip, baby. – Baby, I’m losing grip, you got it? – I got it. You got it, Pete? Is he in the back? – I’m right here in the back. – You got it? – Coming down, Pete! – You’re scaring me, Kevin. – Pete! Pete! – Kevin, you’re scaring me. – Kev! – Pete, hold on, Pete! – ( grunts ) – There you go. – Goddamn! – Come on, Kev.
– Goddamn, Pete! Stop! – All right! – Right here, Pete. – Go ahead and leave it right here. – Right here! – We’re gonna put the lift gate down. Right here. Hey, Pete, between me and you, they gotta come get this theyself. – Let them come out and do this. – Let’s go to In-N-Out. Hey, you gotta do a better job of wrapping. ‘Cause look at me, I’m secure. You had this part. All my shit stayed. This is your stuff.
– So you gotta do a better job. – That’s the most exercise I’ve done. – I tried telling Kevin… – Kevin: Oh, my God! …that we, uh, gotta wrap the couch in full. Didn’t work out. Kevin: I feel like I’m doing everything myself. Oh, my God. Do you wrap these up, too? Movers: No, we do not wrap up the cushions. These just go on. I got the cushions. – ( frames breaking ) – Oh, my goodness. Oof. Yeah, man. – Whoa! – Oh! Man, that was their dead grandma’s urn. Come on, man, like… What happened? – Maybe this house is haunted or something. – Somebody broke the vase. No, I had– I had the couch– I had the pillows, so somebody must have– – Pete: It was a ghost. – Pete, Kev, let’s go move the drum set. Okay, yeah.
You know, I used to play a little bit, actually. – Really? – Yeah. This is just like the drum set I had. I can teach you a little bit if you want. All right. ( off-beat drum beat ) I was just making sure your tones is right. Of course, of course. – Hey, yo, Kev. – I was in a band. Hey, hey, Pete. No, no, Pete, Pete. What? That’s not ours! We’re moving. You think they’re gonna put that in their next fridge? ( laughter ) Oh, wait, Pete. Ask me a question.
Just anything. Hey, man, what’s up? Well, I’ll tell you what’s not up. Me and my wife. ( laughs ) The new Kevin Hart. Boy, I just flew in and let me tell you something, my arms are tired. Those are like Jerry Seinfeld’s actual jokes. ( laughs ) Man, anybody here got kids? Well, if you don’t, you could take mine. Pete just did a spit take. This was my act. Sold out arenas and this is my act. Right here on this drum set. – Do you play? – I do play. – You really play? Or… – I really play. Here you go, brother, you sit down and let me– Let me get a little taste of what you got, buddy. ( playing drum ) – ( coughing ) – Kevin: Whoo! – ( laughter ) – We gotta get outside, Pete Davidson is having an asthma attack right in front of our face. – Come on. – I’m okay, Kev. Can we get Pete out there in the back, Juan? Take Pete out the back. – ( groans ) – Kevin: Pete’s not playing. Pete is having an asthma attack right now.
– If I stay in there, it’ll get bad. – Pete’s really in some trouble. You guys killed Pete. ( air swishing ) Oh, yeah! – ( chuckles ) – Oh, gosh. Oh, God. This– Oh, Jesus, not like this, Pete. All right, I can hold this down in there, okay? Yeah. I’ma figure out the move. – Yes. – ( laughter ) We’re very much friends, Pete. I’m 100% your friend, Pete. Okay. All right, man. ( muffled laughter ) Okay, guys. What I’m seeing is a lot– What in the “Family Ties” is this? What type of soft-porn– what? Hey, uh, Mom? Oh, gosh. What’s, uh, what’s going on here? – It was 1997ish. – 1990– who came up with the idea? – Cheryl: My husband. – Kevin: He said, “Let’s get sexy. – Get frisky. – And 20 years later it’s still hanging – on the wall of my house. – It should be.
– This is the beginning. I love it. – Yeah. 1997. Very soft-pornish, though. Oh, my God! How much stuff do we have? This is a lot of stuff. Are you taking all of this stuff? Well, yeah, I mean, I have to get rid of some clothing, but this is mostly junk. We gotta get rid of some stuff. Let’s do a yard sale. Here, all your junk. Get all the junk. This is junk. – We’re gonna call this junk. – Cheryl: Keepsakes. No keepsakes, no keepsakes. You’re a hoarder. – This is a– – I’m not really a hoarder! This just became an episode of “Hoarders.” ( chuckles ) – You know what this is? It’s my first baby. – What’s that? – Are you serious? – That was Lucy.
– Her dog’s ashes. – Unfortunately, she’s not with us anymore. – Well, no, she’s here. – She’s right here. – Lucy’s here. – Lucy. How long have you had this? So she died when Stevie was two, Stevie’s twelve. ( laughs ) Oh, my God. But she died a horrible death, so… keepsakes. Oh, my God. ( laughs ) – You ready? You ready? – Oh, my God. – Little teeth. – She has a box full of teeth. – Should I put it with the ashes? – Uh, okay, well those teeth– it’s time for them to go in the trash. Now I’m going to make a necklace out of them. – Oh, my gosh. – ( laughter ) I can’t– ( quiet laughter ) How you doing, buddy? You all right? It’s like a Make A Wish episode. – You okay. – Yeah, man, I’m okay. I talked them into having a garage sale. – Okay. – They’re gonna sell some of the junk. Also, we went through memory lane, – Mm. – Uh, she has all the kids’ teeth.
– Still, to this day. – Yo, I’m out, that’s weird. – Yeah. – If I stay any longer she’ll have our teeth, you know what I mean? So… No, it’s definitely turned into an episode of “Get Out.” Cheryl: Oh, this is a good idea for a yard sale. Kevin: This is, right? We’re gonna get rid of a lot of stuff right now. I don’t know if anyone’s gonna buy this stuff. – Oh, yeah. Get it. – Yeah, right? Tack it on. – Ah! – Oh, there you go. Now that, I’m not gonna lie to you. That’s dope. Yeah, man. This is really… I mean, you want people over here? This is how you get people to buy stuff, man. You know, don’t make no dumb, cute, yard sale. ( shouting ) Hey! Buy my shit! – There you go. – Bet you my idea works. Anybody want to buy my shit? – Hey, buy my shit. – It’s a little aggressive. Hey, I almost died today I’m gonna live my life.
So everything that you’re selling has to be sold with a story. Let me tell you a story about these scarves. These scarves were got when we went to Madrid. Don’t matter if you’ve been to Madrid or not. The conversation sells it. Here we go, people are coming, look alive, look alive. People are coming. Mom, put your hat on. Put your hat on, you look real– it makes you look really good. – Oh, yeah. – Everybody act natural. All right, everybody look natural, look like we belong. – Hey! – Hey, what up? – How are you? – Hey. Look at this very cool pencil case made out of a horse. – That’s not just any pencil case. – Yeah, that’s not just any– Pete: You guys are not good. Leonardo DiCaprio used to use that in school. – Kevin: There you go. – What? – That’s Leonardo DiCaprio’s pencil case. – Cheryl: How about this? Hey, I’ll blow you if you take all this shit.
– Okay. – ( laughter ) You guys don’t know how to sell stuff, man. I’m from the streets. ( laughing ) “I’ll blow you if you take…” – All these items are great items. – Pete: Sure. This hat was actually worn by Tom Hanks. – ( laughter ) – Uh, Tom Hanks wore it at– There you go! Now wait a minute, sir. $40 for everything. Pete: Whatever that is just give it us! – It’s $40. – That’s good, give it all to us. And it all goes to charity, in Pete Davidson’s pocket. Kevin: How are you guys doing? Those aren’t just any plastic forks, and spoons, and knives. – Those are… – They’re not. They’re champagne flutes. Those are champagne flutes. They’re actually modeled after the gentleman who owns this house’s penis.
Very big flutes. This is really cool. This is like Dolce & Gabbana, but I’ll give it to you for $9. Yo, I’ll give you this for a dollar. Come back. I’ll give you all of this for a dollar. There you go. – One dollar? – One dollar, I swear. – Pete: Oh yeah! – Cheryl: What kind you got? Hey! Give me a dollar! Don’t run off with that shit! – ( laughter ) – I’m watching you! Kevin: Pizza is always welcome here, thank you, – thank you. – Yeah! Look at that sale! – Yes. Hey, we did it! Yeah! – Oh, my God! – Pete: Here you go, man. – Kevin: Thank you, brother.
– Kevin: Appreciate you. – Pete: Have a good one. – Rock ‘n’ Roll movers! – $61.43. All right, all right, they got it. We’ll give you a Twitter shout out. Kevin: Who got the money, guys? – I got the money. – Kevin: Rock ‘n’ Roll movers! We got pizza, guys! Guys, I’ll be honest, moving is a lot tougher than we thought. Uh, as you can see, stuff got broken, Pete had an asthma attack, uh, we found out that a lady loves her dog way too much. More importantly, we’re trying to sell stuff – because they’re also hoarders. – Three dollars. This is another episode of “What the Fit.” I’ma go check on Pete, but from the look of things, Pete Davidson is still on his last leg. Uh, I gotta go check on my friend. I’ll see you guys next week.
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